Lyrics

I wanted to catch a wave today
I wanted to catch a wave
I wanted to catch a wave but I can't surf...
Well.

I wax my board with a candle
'Cause I don't have sex wax
It's dusty old and slightly warped
And it's so full of cracks
It's got no fins
It's square and hard
And it's no fucking good
I really think this board of mine is just a piece of wood

I wanted to catch a wave today
I wanted to catch a wave
I wanted to catch a wave but I can't surf...
Well.

I went to catch a wave today
I went to catch a wave
I went to catch a wave and I nearly drowned
I went deep down

Beneath the water's surface it gave me some time to think
But as I thought into the depths
The further I did sink
I should've thought to swim up
Crack the surface, truth be told
Instead I floated there doing an 8 minute breath hold

I wanted to catch a wave today
I wanted to catch a wave
I wanted to catch a wave but I can't surf...
Well.

I went to catch a wave today
I went to catch a wave
I went to catch a wave and I nearly drowned
I went deep down

I wanted to catch a wave today
I wanted to catch a wave
I wanted to catch a wave but I can't surf...
Well.

I went to catch a wave today
I went to catch a wave
I went to catch a wave and I nearly drowned
I went deep down